No feeling - Just conversation

By Anonymous - 22/11/2019 18:00

Today, I was touching myself under the sheets at 2:00 a.m. when my very drunk dad walked into the room. I was afraid to move my hand for fear of getting caught red-handed, so I had a 30 minute conversation with him with my fingers still inside me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 447
You deserved it 915

Same thing different taste

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manb91gb 15

Today, I came home drunk and walked in on my son with his fingers up his ass under the sheets. I didn't want him to be embarrassed so I forced myself to act normal. We ended up having a thirty. minute. conversation... FML

You need take this story to a humble-brag site! Most people can't multitask effectively, but you can talk to a drunk while diddling yourself. Bravo!

BlankName1990 2

pictures or it didn't happen 😉

E2dav 5

Tip for future masturbating ease: you can get yourself off just by massaging & rubbing your clit, don't need to go inside. Helps if you ever need to quickly hide what you're doing if someone walks in.

neverdelta 6