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Today, I was touching myself under the sheets at 2:00 a.m. when my very drunk dad walked into the room. I was afraid to move my hand for fear of getting caught red-handed, so I had a 30 minute conversation with him with my fingers still inside me. FML
Today, I came home drunk and walked in on my son with his fingers up his ass under the sheets. I didn't want him to be embarrassed so I forced myself to act normal. We ended up having a thirty. minute. conversation... FML
It's a she and the fingers weren't in her ass.
Jokes are supposed to be funny.