No feeling - Just conversation

By Anonymous - 22/11/2019 18:00

Spicy
Today, I was touching myself under the sheets at 2:00 a.m. when my very drunk dad walked into the room. I was afraid to move my hand for fear of getting caught red-handed, so I had a 30 minute conversation with him with my fingers still inside me. FML
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It's a she and the fingers weren't in her ass.

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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Today, I came home drunk and walked in on my son with his fingers up his ass under the sheets. I didn't want him to be embarrassed so I forced myself to act normal. We ended up having a thirty. minute. conversation... FML

It's a she and the fingers weren't in her ass.

Yeah I know. It was supposed to be a joke

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

was funny to me

You get the fact that the OP is a girl, right?

You need take this story to a humble-brag site! Most people can't multitask effectively, but you can talk to a drunk while diddling yourself. Bravo!

BlankName1990 2

pictures or it didn't happen 😉

Tip for future masturbating ease: you can get yourself off just by massaging & rubbing your clit, don't need to go inside. Helps if you ever need to quickly hide what you're doing if someone walks in.

We all want to sniff 'em...

every father's dream