Intimacy: No feeling - Just conversation

No feeling - Just conversation

By Anonymous - 22/11/2019 18:00

Today, I was touching myself under the sheets at 2:00 a.m. when my very drunk dad walked into the room. I was afraid to move my hand for fear of getting caught red-handed, so I had a 30 minute conversation with him with my fingers still inside me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 22 November 2019 22:56

It's a she and the fingers weren't in her ass.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Monday 25 November 2019 6:30

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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manb91gb 15

Friday 22 November 2019 22:51

Today, I came home drunk and walked in on my son with his fingers up his ass under the sheets. I didn't want him to be embarrassed so I forced myself to act normal. We ended up having a thirty. minute. conversation... FML

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 22 November 2019 22:56

It's a she and the fingers weren't in her ass.

manb91gb 15

Saturday 23 November 2019 9:58

Yeah I know. It was supposed to be a joke

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Monday 25 November 2019 6:30

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

bigdikbubls 5

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Monday 25 November 2019 20:41

was funny to me

Maks Lesniewski 7

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Tuesday 17 December 2019 15:18

You get the fact that the OP is a girl, right?

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 22 November 2019 23:04

You need take this story to a humble-brag site! Most people can't multitask effectively, but you can talk to a drunk while diddling yourself. Bravo!

BlankName1990 2

Saturday 23 November 2019 3:22

pictures or it didn't happen 😉

E2dav 5

Monday 25 November 2019 11:14

Tip for future masturbating ease: you can get yourself off just by massaging & rubbing your clit, don't need to go inside. Helps if you ever need to quickly hide what you're doing if someone walks in.