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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2
That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.
justdance45 0
LOL such a loving wife. FYL
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Comments (162)
MegamiKaosu 28
You now have a replacement :3
namesarehardtoth 0
cat is winning
MegNGreg 0
great wife u got ther. :/
mastersmurf 13
At least she likes your gift.
bieberfreak18 0
I don't think cats are to be kept in boxes...
ciarabear 0
Hahaha oh my, I want that cat Hahaha funny!
jutyjaty 9
Maybe you shouldn't have put it in a ****** box.
DontSaveMe 16
Don't put the cat in a BOX! Unless it was a proper cage-box. If not, YDI, poor CAT!
chrisstachon 30
that's why you get a mans best friend
TBfml15 9
You shouldn't have given her the pussy