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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

LOL such a loving wife. FYL

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Mmmmhaha, that's funny! Hope your legs better, but it realy wasn't a good idea to put a cat inside a box. Now wraping it up like a little baby would have been smarter. RI

think of it this way atleast now you get twice the pussy.

Serafie 0

Well duh, you shoved the cat in a box. You think it was happy about that? >_>

AntiChrist7 0

most flowers i know don't bite.should have tried that. YDI

off couse its gonna scratch the shit out of you, you put it in a box with probably no light and space to move around

confirmpassword 0

that's what happens when the MAN is the one in the relationship giving pussy as a gift.

#8 get a life

The gift that keeps giving. She'll enjoy letting the cat torment you for many years. Good cat indeed.

I have a friend who can make certain problems go away, if you know what I mean... ;)

pancakelover 0

He hates cats, but he LOVES pussy!