Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
SmellyCloset
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
lovingsnow
Singapore
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
hank
San Diego, United States
Tasty snack
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
I love my furry babies
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
idontevenlikehamsters
Manassas, United States
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
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katieatieay 0
and he was still alive??? oh nevermind.
bryan314 0
My favorite cockatiel died the same way. :( I was sick, he wandered under my blanket and fell asleep, I didn't realize till late the next day that I couldn't find him. Found him when I got ready for bed that evening....what was left of him. Shattering. My condolences. FML indeed.
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Comments (48)
Axara_fml 0
horrible.. >
sforward09 0
#7 and #8 you guys are dumb ass's..... if it was UNDER the matress for SIX months, dont you think it would be dead
sforward09 0
#12.... shut the **** up
Sasori_fml 0
#16 shut the **** up my condolences
ayshren 0
Oh goodness! Sorry:(
yanarach 0
ewww ughh uhhh yikes. omg. gross and terribly sad :( my heart goes out to you. partially cause i have a huuuge phobia of dead things.
24788 7
That would suck, but you'd think it would smell after a while.
tiernang 21
Maybe the smell was masked by the thick mattress?
rachelleredhead 0
#15 YOUR a dumb ass, they were obviously being sarcastic, and your a freakin moron.
Z03y 7
You're. Ironic much?
pavamarie 0
#20 your a asshole!
Arnvs 8
And you're a retard!
AdamGD 0
OP: i am sorry your hamster died, but i seriously can't believe THIS made it passed being moderated and mine didn't! nothing against you, but this is sort of a crappy fml. I seriously hate the people who are moderating some of these! they let even crappier ones through but not the decent ones! (sorry, i just had to vent, and this was a good one to vent on)
alicianoar 7
this is the best fml ever. bitch.
tiernang 21
Adam, Today, i dropped my 5 dollar ice cream cone and cried while my mom hugged me, is not a real fml.