Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
SmellyCloset
San Francisco, United States
Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
lovingsnow
Singapore
Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML
Alex White
Westerose, Canada
Today, my husband was using the microwave when we suddenly hear a huge 'POP'. The good news is we found our daughter's missing hamster. FML
hank
San Diego, United States
Tasty snack
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
I love my furry babies
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
idontevenlikehamsters
Manassas, United States
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
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katieatieay 0
and he was still alive??? oh nevermind.
bryan314 0
My favorite cockatiel died the same way. :( I was sick, he wandered under my blanket and fell asleep, I didn't realize till late the next day that I couldn't find him. Found him when I got ready for bed that evening....what was left of him. Shattering. My condolences. FML indeed.
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journeyoflife 0
ummm first of all if u would have changed your sheets wouldn't you have noticed?! wow that's disgusting. apparently the smell of ur 6 month old dirty sheets was worse than the dead hamster!! repulsive. simply repulsive.
tiernang 21
under the MATRESS! not the damn sheets!
profligatesoul 18
Wouldn't you have noticed a smell?
Awesomeaxel 24
You didn't smell that??
yosico22 16
Was it alive? You just said you found it you never said in which state it was found though.
Markie_Carolyn 17
You didn't smell the dead hamster?
wickedhot 11
Alive or dead?
Gremlinsmummy 12
How did you not smell that? Surely a dead animal rotting in your bed would stink