Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after being robbed last week, I had no money to go to the store for food. Instead, my dinner consisted of two Tums chewables in tropical fruit flavors. After not eating all day, I thought they actually tasted pretty good. FML
Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML
Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
Today, I ate two Fiber One bars for breakfast and now I can’t stop farting. FML
Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML
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thisisnotmyname 0
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.
Syn_fml 0
Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.
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Comments (75)
live_your_life_fml 0
how did you not know they had fiber in them??
dankadank 0
#41 and you would know cuz....
terimaa 0
that's why you don't eat things that aren't yours without asking :)
radman 0
You're the kind of person that eats the little red M&Ms laying in the hallways of hotels aren't you? Seriously, did you not think to make sure you know what you were eating?
anniesaysbueno 0
hahah oversized spree candies. i first read this as oversized spree candles and questioned at how they made candy candles. but the oversized part didnt make you ask yourself "are these really sprees?"
fretforyerlatte 0
i think at least 90% of the stories on this site would be eliminated if people just paid attention to what the hell they were doing.
totmok6 0
i know i just love eating random "candy" pieces i find in my drawers.
mohomonopoly 0
When i was 9, i guzzled chocolate laxative. i was in the hospitable for 4 days. my teacher told the class, thinking they'd be respectful. they weren't. i can sympathize.
Capnstinkfoot 0
Lol!!!!
rxduck 0
#43 - I would know because I'm a pharmacist...it's my job to know.