Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 7 years has been communicating extensively with his ex, who lives out of state, for over 6 months. She booked flights and a hotel nearby in a month and invited him. He didn't say no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
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asher101 0
how could you not catch on
beccaaaaaaaa 5
If he can't fess up that he's been living with not only another woman but an ex girlfriend for the past year, it's time to move on. There is no valid excuse for him to have lied to you for that whole period of time.
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Comments (43)
rohosoccer08 1
my now husbands ex gf still lived with him for the first 4 1/2 months of our relationship... it bothered me, but I knew she had nowhere else to go, but his mom was also still here seeing as how we were in hs still but I knew he wouldn't do anything with her... but if he didn't tell me and tried to cover it, I would believe something was still going on between them!
sublimaze 6
46 - "I knew he wouldn't do anything with her"(?) you keep telling yourself that. you're a dumbass for staying with him
eat_this_buddie 5
^^agreed
rohosoccer08 1
I knew his mom was there when I wasn't and I was with him pretty much all the time, they hated each other, he tried to kick her out but his mom said they weren't gonna just put her out on the street... but she did say if she did or said anything to me or tried anything that she was out!
rohosoccer08 1
and just to let y'all know, not all guys are cheaters, I trust him because I know him, she moved out with her boyfriend, and my boyfriend and I got married and and we have 2 kids and are about to celebrate our 2 year wedding anniversary! I'm sorry to all those that are incapable of believing that a guy and a girl can live in the same house without having a sexual relationship, you all mustve been hurt pretty bad to have absolutely no trust in guys!
Cinn_fml 23
rohosoccer08 is right. Not all guys are cheaters. I mean, in the case of the OP, where the guy was lying about the girl, chances are he was cheating, otherwise he wouldn't have felt the need to hide it. If he had told her, and they had discussed it calmly and rationally then they could have come to a decision and the OP could have decided whether or not she would trust him to behave when she wasn't around.
Pleasegoeasy 0
I know what you can do to prevent this from happening again. Just don't wear a bra.
onnielief 4
Get over yourself, he just has a flatmate with benefits, either accept it or dump him. Don't moan about it!
mzhonesty 0
You REALLY didn't think something was weird about your boyfriend suddenly feeling the urge to clean his place whenever you decided to come by?
drewrox 0
dump the ****. he's probably cheating on u
reyemrein 0
congradulations you are dating a doormat.
Nosecandy 0
Sloppy seconds? Heh.
dugumit 0
so where does she hide when your there?
tbmmg 0
Idk where she goes. But he tells her why she has to go. She's known about me since day one.
Ademus 0
The GUY is CLEANING, something had to be up. lol
sesp61289 0
How the hell did you not notice? and how did he manage to hide her for so long?? i really hope you leave him and dont stick around. they may still be exes, but guarunteed theyre still **** buddies. i would leave my fiance in a heartbeat if i found he did that to me!