Health: Today, I found out what a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 14:59 - United States - Newark

Today, I found out what a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like on white bedsheets. FML

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Today, I found out why my B&B host looked so pissed this morning. I remember having too much red wine and puking out the window last night. Turns out the lampshade underneath the window spread my puke all over the freshly painted wall. FML

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By rookiemistake - 27/04/2015 03:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML

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By medik - 23/02/2010 12:51 - United States

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML

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By sadmommy - 23/04/2012 22:51 - United States - Keller

Today, I discovered that last night, my son snuck downstairs at 3am, drank two glasses of my very expensive wine, threw up on his bed, and then slept in his own vomit. My son is 14. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, while searching for the pungent odor that has been lingering in my son's bedroom, I discovered various types of juice my son has been "storing" to make wine. FML

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By SlutRobot6000 - 01/07/2022 04:00

Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML

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By disgusted - 23/02/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

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By whoops - 06/04/2017 22:00

Today, I saw that the wine bottle I couldn't open last night had a big hole in the top from my struggle to open it. It was a screw top. I must've been drunker than I thought last night. FML

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By butterfingers - 06/12/2013 07:08 - United States - New Wilmington

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

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knsy 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 18:59

Billy Mays would have had a field day on that shit.

VorpikeII 17

Thursday 22 March 2012 18:57

Your fault? Or did someone else regurgitate the wine?

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kelsojww 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 23:04

Probably better then regurgitated UV blue, makes you feel like a smurf lol

jillybean555 5

Thursday 22 March 2012 23:11

Hmm... Maybe it's wine?

DataWog 30

Friday 23 March 2012 0:13

I used to work at a dry cleaner's..... Trust me on this one, it looks a whole lot worse on a textured duvet.

kalgon 0

Friday 23 March 2012 1:51

Trying to nourish your offspring and missed their mouth(s)?!?

duncanbaseball 0

Friday 23 March 2012 2:32

Pics or it didn't happen.

Crimsos 4

Friday 23 March 2012 5:52

Most people drink the wine from the bottle, not eat the whole thing!

xgetxbentx 13

Friday 23 March 2012 10:37

I'm betting you deserved it...

goodgood_fml 5

Friday 23 March 2012 11:40

Awesome should get that out. You have to treat it while it's fresh. If you let it dry, you probably need to just soak it in the washer for an hour or 2, then complete the wash cycle. Awesome can be found at Wal-mart and Dollar General. Good luck!!

KittyShadows 5

Friday 23 March 2012 12:38

Someone had a good time

icey0796 6

Friday 23 March 2012 17:00

Was your psychiatrist showing you blotches and asking what they looked like to you?

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