By Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
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  Keyman1212  |  14

Probably was talking about the violent shit that she was taking in there. The tweet was supposed to say "Worst. Ever. Shit." But there was an explosion of poo that caused her to stop typing, and send instead.

  MikalaHart  |  4

Agreed!! I find twitter and all of that stuff pretty stupid, and a turnoff. So first strike she updates it all the time to share things that no one really cares about, and second she doesn't like the date. So I see that as a better without her situation.

By  marinus_fml  |  19

I woulda given her a Roofy and then tea bagged her until she gained awareness.

Bitches must realize we men do have feelings. There's nothing wrong with politely discussing it. No need to post it to the world.

On the other hand OP, it's kinda sad that you had the urge to check your social media. What's the world coming to.