By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 20:56 - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML
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Maybe it was the worst shit ever?

Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.

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Either young ladies' standards are getting too high, or they themselves are becoming too shallow.

Post on your twitter, "I f*ck on the first date"

Maybe she was talking about the food....

It was during dinner which is generally before the movie so....

Probably was talking about the violent shit that she was taking in there. The tweet was supposed to say "Worst. Ever. Shit." But there was an explosion of poo that caused her to stop typing, and send instead.

I hope you left before she returned, and answered her on twitter with "have fun paying the bill"

no it's just some girls have become totally bitchy.... I'm not saying all. I'm saying some!

It's kind of ridiculous (and pathetic) that she's posting how her date is going on the internet. You can do much better ;)

You could have ordered a bunch of drinks then left sticking her with the bill. That would have been the worst ever.

social media feeds? don't try to church it up

They want you to think they're powdering there nose :3

And yet he checked his "social media feeds" while on a date.

19 changed his comment to say "food" instead of "movie"... now I look stoopid....

it was just sex she was after obviously...

Did she leave you?

Maybe it was the worst shit ever?

Dont worry OP. She's probably talking about the food, oooor you're just bad /:

"everyone takes painful shits" -Dane Cook

you didn't deserve her. not to be mean, but some girls are downright bitches

And most chicks call us assholes. Damn.

im a girl and i agree, girls are annoying and bitchy-.-

^damn, I'd like to meet you !

^damn, I'd like to meet you !

^damn, I'd like to meet you !

^damn, I'd like to meet you !

^ posting the same comment numerous times does not make the feeling mutual.

Yeah girls can be bitches, but sorry to say that guys can be total dicks to. I can name plenty

Maybe she was talking about the food? It didnt specify what "worst" thing. Optimism optimismm!

Cry me a river

Call it a heads up!!!

Agreed!! I find twitter and all of that stuff pretty stupid, and a turnoff. So first strike she updates it all the time to share things that no one really cares about, and second she doesn't like the date. So I see that as a better without her situation.

I woulda given her a Roofy and then tea bagged her until she gained awareness. Bitches must realize we men do have feelings. There's nothing wrong with politely discussing it. No need to post it to the world. On the other hand OP, it's kinda sad that you had the urge to check your social media. What's the world coming to.

You sir are fucked up.

Damn moderated! Now im jealous! Need to read comments faster!!!

Maybe she was talking about the food? Hopefully.