yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Roasted Marshmallows
A sand castle
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
snow
Australia
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
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Lennes 12
They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.
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Comments (75)
blackgirllb 12
I think ur dad may need the talk on the consequences of banging
Funnyguyproblems 1
Wow what are the odds.
NightOWL666 14
Just hope it's not hereditary