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Man this FMLs are giving me new ideas hahahahaha
I seen this fml before except it was the persons dad lol
third
why did my comment get moderated??? oh well but this fml is funny.
MyName = fail
I do sometimes. It's nice to be a bit old-fashioned on occasion! *drinks from teacup and adjusts top hat*
You mean laughs WITH, right?
I am both shocked and appalled that you could consider me a figure of amusement! :O *monocle falls from eye*
MONACLE SMILE!! old spice ftw
*adjusts cloche and gloves* I'm laughing with you, my good madam. Though I prefer a Mint Julep to a spot of tea.
YDI for having a best friend. YDI for having a "secret admirer". YDI for being fooled. YDI for having a prankster friend. YDI for receiving letters.
dude that sucks butt pubes...had be a girl.
it's funny because you thought they loved you but they were just joking
Here's the oh so creative #18 again. She's SO original with her comments!!! Her comments are absolutely brilliant, aren't they? I wish I could be that witty.....
you totally shoulda kept it going if you knew. like write real kinky stuff. Sorta turn the tables on them, ya know? it would've been an awesome rebound.
stfu nobody wants to hear it.
25 hop off selenagirl dick!
stop being so jealous 24, it just had to be a girl who just HAD mention my creativity and great ability to troll... ugh. **** off.
just stfu and leave beeyach.
I think she did more than "try"
YDI! Nobody should be developing feelings for "Secret" admirers. Only do that when the "secret" is out in the open and you know the admirer in person ..
YDI for thinking people love u, but they didn't and never had and never will be loved. EVER!
#18 - stfu. they don't deserve it. it's not their fault they had a **** for a best friend.
anyone who keeps "flaming" me, needs to leave me alone and **** off! I don't deal with douches.
I'm different... like everybody else. lol
I'm glad everyone is so happy
I'm in the mood for a taco...
I love Raleigh AND iicaptain just saying
selena: Bit assuming, aren't you? -.- No one flamed you between your comments #30 and #75 up here. FTR, Team Ignorance/Trollz. ;)
Selena and Ignorance should team up with the Asian girl (#48 I think) to make an epic trolling trio. the Asian girl would be the leader though bcuz she is Asian which makes her the best so Selena and ignorance will sometimes fight over who gets to be 2nd in command but u kno they really are best friends so yeah that's what should happen IMO.
122: Yup! Sign me up. ;]
what ever happened to his *******?
Don't worry pendatik, I'm American. I work for processed cheese and Freedom Fries. Preferably together. But I might sue your ass for my fatass, so y'know.
iicaptain,just stop living you sad little life on a website talking to whoever will talk back. get a life please. I don't care what crap people have to say bout me now. I'm just so sick of iicaptain being such a retard.
you dun goofed!!!!!!!!!!!!
ignorance is jealous of Selena cause she's hot and ignorance has a dick.
has anyone here ever had sex with a goat?
ohh that's harsh iicaptain! we have the same type of dogs though!
Why do people waste their lives arguing on FMLs? (besides amusing others..)
It's a hobby.
lol 175, that totally suits the whole convo going on right now
I'm team Freeze
Mike Wazowski.
Boo!!
damn that's alot of her fault.
is 78 a girl or a guy?
YDI for writing letters. Old people write letters. selenagirl, you have the best YDIs. Don't let those losers get to you
I Love captain. No ****.
if the Irish jane doe is American what with her name??
218: it means she's a ginger.
Is it really that difficult to understand? = I'm not an Irish citizen; I was born and raised in the USA. My family heriage is heavily Native American/Irish, and my real names are common Irish ones, thus "the Irish (version of) Jane Doe." I'm not a natural ginger, either, though both my sisters are. Physically, I'm a strange mix of the two backgrounds. Different features look strongly Irish and NA in turns. I just like being a redhead, and it suits who I am.
sucks
sucks. lucky you found out before it got into something serious
People ACTUALLY say hecka?
I've wanted to do that to a few people.. But falling for a secret admirer? That sounds safe. One day you'll end up on a milk carton.
I was on a milk carton once... but it didn't survive :-/
are you from cayman, I noticed the cayman airways thing xD
You should keep exchanging letters. Just so people will think you have a sort of love life.
Bit sad falling for someone you never met, but sucks that someone would do that to you :/
It's easy to fall in love with the idea of someone liking you and only you
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I've wanted to do that to a few people.. But falling for a secret admirer? That sounds safe. One day you'll end up on a milk carton.
sucks. lucky you found out before it got into something serious