Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Thanks Fred
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Anonymous
Community cat squad
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
hantavirus
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
New filter
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Brain_fart
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I found out that both of my cats are afraid of mice. So far I've seen them run and hide from 3 different mice who've recently invaded my apartment. FML
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
shadokis
Charlotte, United States
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
tannarox
United States
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Top comments
jewels1877 0
He was just planning to give it to you as a surprise! D: you ruined it!
sweet_candy_ 17
When you clean your room op don't forget to clean under your bed.
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Comments (85)
Ceaszhar 0
now that's a bad pussy ;)
Domo_Arigato7 3
Aw, that cat loves you lots :P
sweetonsno 1
If enough time passes between cleanings that several mice can rot enough to putrefy AND you didn't start looking at the first hint of stink, you deserve it, gross as it is. I hope your floor isn't carpeted.
ranger186 1
"All of that work, FOR NOTHING!" - their cat
TrollsHaveSouls 0
ha noob u Speld guests wrong in your fact!!!
D0rkYDoLLFace 0
ew.dont sound like u clean that well..
rjnorton84 0
I put bells around my cat's neck so she'd stop bringing in mice and birds as presents, so now she sticks to fake mice (there is a nest of them under my bed) and lizards on my pillow. They're just trying to make you proud!
bariforlife 0
ima have to agree with 2 im a dog person!
GangstaGalahleio 0
eww, now that's just grotty! i never did like cats...
babyfirefly905 0
#67 You're stupid. He didn't spell guests wrong. You should learn to read and spell before you open your mouth. Just sayin'....