By ummPORQUE - 07/05/2009 16:17 - United States

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been having sex with for over a month didn't know my name until today. No wonder he always ever called me "Baby." FML
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boatiebanter 0

How have you not noticed sooner? If he's just a **** buddy I'm not sure you can expect much more.

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intensify 0

Wow it's amazing how judgmental people are! How is this possibly a YDI she's a girl that has sex (with only one guy as far as we know) and he's the jerk that hasn't bothered to ask her what her name is. She's not stupid or a **** she just has unfortunate taste in men

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peel_fml 0

I kind of feel worse for the guy :| It happens often to me when I become closer and closer friends with people, but then I never knew their name. It's awkward to ask at first, and then it just gets more and more awkward when you have been waiting months for something to hint at their name without luck.

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24788 6

It seems people who don't care or cheat call you baby.

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Slayer_fml 0

Hey 138, don't bash calling people baby - I always call my boyfriends baby, and I care and don't cheat. I just learn their names first. Call me old fashioned.

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wordgirl 0

Haaa! #104, I called her a ****, and you said I probably wasn't getting any, and you're RIGHT! :p

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shtickemup 0

Reminds me of Seinfeld...

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jr93130 0

this girl is a ****! no self-esteem, sets her standards way low so she can have complete control of the situation because she's scared to extend herself, and has come to accept this sort of misery as normal, only leading to more self pity and bitterness.

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