Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I'm working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she's wrong. FML
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
Today, I told my long-distance friend about the flooding in Florida due to the Supermoon. He's a Flat Earther and despite proof, denies the coincidence because he believes the moon and gravity aren't what we're taught. FML
Today, after a long discussion, my dad still doesn't understand how evolution works, and thinks it's a myth that was debunked a long time ago. FML
Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband that the Earth is not flat. He didn’t believe me. FML
Today, my dad lost his mind over the meteorite incident in Russia. He's convinced that it's part of some big government conspiracy to cover up a UFO crash-landing, and now he won't stop dismissively calling us "sheep" and telling us "do the research" just because we don't agree with him. FML
Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML
Today, I disproved a scientific theory created by my supervisor. He was furious and said that I shouldn't have tried to disprove him. He told me to continue working with his theory and now he threatens to fire me if I publish my work. FML
Today, I found out that a female colleague thinks that because I got a vasectomy, I "got my balls chopped off." Then again, this woman also believes the cracks in her front brick fence are because her house is built on the equator. FML
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Top comments
Exodiafinder687 58
Only a fool believes that aliens built the pyramids. They were obviously built by the Illuminati. Why else do you think they're in the shape of a triangle?
Tripartita 45
"Yes, I can." "Well, then do it. Prove aliens didn't build the pyramids." "I already did. Prove I didn't."
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Comments (51)
CrazedSanity 17
Does he believe there's a stargate too? Can't prove there isn't!
TOPsCinderella 25
Indeed Daniel Jackson.
ham_spam 17
Haha I was gonna say that lol
Countryboy1996 18
Lmao my man has a valid point ???
NotmadYT 17
What's wrong with that? The whole consensus around science is that you have to disprove something for it not to exist... That's why science doesn't go against religion, cause they can't prove otherwise...
Dave_Davington 35
No, it isn't. In fact, it's the exact opposite. An idea has to be proven with actual evidence and logic before it's taken seriously.
Lalala579121 28
Science does pretty much go against religion. They're basically opposites (as far opposite as two ideas can be). They don't bother arguing against religion because they know that any actual evidence they turn up will just be rebutted by saying x god made it that way.
Dave_Davington 35
Look at it this way. If Christians can get away with that logic, why not the alien pyramid kooks?
RinoaHeartilly 36
It's basically the same thing.
TheLawtman 3
Except that the theory of Aliens building the pyramids makes more sense than what Christians believe in.
hilamonster06 21
Let me guess, he also believe the moon landing was filmed in a studio in Hollywood? In my experience it's best not argue with these type of people weather they are right or wrong. Their beliefs are their beliefs and they are entitled to them.
Lalala579121 28
They're not very strong beliefs if the only argument one has for it is "you can't prove it's not true".
CastaP 12
If he persists, tell him that HE has the burden of proof to prove you wrong, since he is not even able prove himself correct. If he persists even further, do your best to avoid him, if it becomes too bothersome for you.
DoomedGemini 38
It seems to me op is the one who set out to change his view? If they just found out it doesn't seem like the guy rants about it or anything
Jord_Fox 14
Prank him by having someone dress as an alien and walk around a pyramid
tntscl 4
"Prove that they did"
berkeleyjake 13
look up Russel's Teapot and explain it to him
writerchic85 26
So what? There are literally billions of people that believe a benevolent zombie took their sins away and watches them all the time