By unluckiestperson - 29/08/2010 15:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML
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justin_brdfrd 0

don't use that shit no more bitch

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Poepiepiesie 3

Wear it in the winter. Wasps are dead you are attractive, everyone happy.

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yeahreally 6

lol wear it sparingly

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sallen0046 4

So don't wear it when wasps are out. Tell the store your purchased it from and return it for a refund. Perfume really should have died out with the up-rise of daily bathing, anyway. So few people use it as the accent it's supposed to be.

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Matu 4

Psst. OP. If you don't want wasps following you don't wear it. Sell it to a poor sucker friend and watch her run.

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DisappearingRose 18

Wear it in winter.

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sallen0046 4

Unless OP doesn't bathe on a regular basis, it's fairly useless. We no longer perform the cleansing rituals or religious ceremonies it was originally created for, and most of the world now bathes on a regular basis and thus no longer has reason drench themselves in to to cover offensive body odor.

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