By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Oh, hey babe! I didn't know you were on FML!

Aww. He's cares so much that he's willing to share all of his personalities with you.

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kat_moore15 12

Hahaha oh my.. I think it's time for some new friends.. Hm

Or some real life not internet friends.

Restraining order, and maybe get a vicious dog

She lives in the US why not get a gun as well. Haha

Better load up before Obama takes them all.

"I met all three before he and I even started dating". I don't understand this part.

It means she spoke to all three different internet personas before she and her ex began dating.

My theory is that OP and her ex knew each other before they started dating. He liked her, but wanted to figure out a fool proof way to woo her, so he made three different online aliases, met her in some pubic forum, made friends, got to know her better, THEN asked her out. It's actually quite clever, although equally creepy.