Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my mom booked me a flight to stay with relatives who I don't like, and who don't like me. I leave in two days, and don't return until the day before school starts. FML
momma6126
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
BleedingEarsHungryStomach
Escape from Hell
Today, my flight home was delayed, then cancelled. I've been hiding in the bathroom for almost an hour, just to get a break from my mom's endless stream of celebrity gossip and every other thought that comes into her head, all while she cooks delicious food that I can no longer eat due to severe allergies. FML
Anon_a_mouse
Reserved
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
tiredmomma
Boston, United States
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
Anonymous
Waiting room
Today, my mother-in-law told me to "just wait" until she gets home from her trip, because apparently, taking a vacation with her partner is more important than the birth of her first grandchild. Contractions started a few hours ago. Part of me hopes she misses it. FML
photonut13
Canada
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
mymomsstupid
United States
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
stk
Aurora, United States
Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML
Anonymous
West Valley City, United States
You're next
Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML
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Selena_is_back 7
Looks like you're in deep shit...
Sheilatakeabow 0
Just suck it up and avoid complaining to your partner, because complaining to them about their own family is just bloody stupid.
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eftup 9
good luck
DocBastard 40
My in-laws are in town and got stuck for at least 3 more days too. You don't hear me crying about it. Man the **** up and shut the **** up. These are your wife's parents, so deal with it. ******* whiny goddamn bitch.
perdix 31
That shit never happens to the MILFs (or more precisely, the MILILFs). The extended stays only happen to the old hags (that your wife will soon resemble -- yay!) that criticize you and go on and on about how much better the other guys her daughter used to date are compared to you. Just put her ass on a bus from CA to Texas and let here fly home from here. By the time the bus gets here, the Northeast will be ready for flights.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Suck it up. She might be a real beast, yes, but you married her daughter...So you have to deal with her.
Ninjafriends 1
She's probably a nice old lady, and you're a worthless bum.
FerrariCake 2
I have two words for you: Greyhound and Amtrak
skyttlz 32
That actually made me lol. Especially the mental image of an annoying mother in law on a greyhound and train
tenniscrazy2 6
Ahhh, the infamous in-laws... You should trick her into walking out of the house, and as soon as she walks out, lock the door and don't let her back in :-D
lpalin19 0
I agree
lover_of_life 8
Mother Nature can be a bitch sometimes. The amount of snow in the East Coast is supposed to be crazy. Hopefully she gets a flight by Friday.
lordsofacid 0
Damn
skimonkey96 0
haha the bilzzard right???