Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML
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Today, I found out my mom booked me a flight to stay with relatives who I don't like, and who don't like me. I leave in two days, and don't return until the day before school starts. FML
Oh no…
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law is house hunting in my town. There is a house for sale two doors down from me. In her price range. FML
Escape from Hell
Today, my flight home was delayed, then cancelled. I've been hiding in the bathroom for almost an hour, just to get a break from my mom's endless stream of celebrity gossip and every other thought that comes into her head, all while she cooks delicious food that I can no longer eat due to severe allergies. FML
Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML
Today, is my one day off for the week. My mother in law is visiting, and has decided we need to rearrange my living room. FML
Waiting room
Today, my mother-in-law told me to "just wait" until she gets home from her trip, because apparently, taking a vacation with her partner is more important than the birth of her first grandchild. Contractions started a few hours ago. Part of me hopes she misses it. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However, I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, I woke up at 3am to catch my flight back home, only to realize that my flight was pushed back 14 hours. FML
You're next
Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML
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Selena_is_back 7
Looks like you're in deep shit...
Sheilatakeabow 0
Just suck it up and avoid complaining to your partner, because complaining to them about their own family is just bloody stupid.
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Comments (49)
Texass2224 0
how is this an Fml? do you guys not get along or something or are you just being rude!
DRush_fml 12
I'm guessing she's a bitch???
Jrich2286_fml 0
Kill Her(: Haha Just Kiddinq..I Guess deal With it
TheNoodle27 0
Fedex all the way! Just find a huge box and put her in there :D
hcovballer247 0
Yayy! :D
zackkmann21 0
is she that bad? it's only 3days.
lpalin19 0
I will cry if my mother in laws flight gets delayed. I'm so ready to get rid of her.... what kind of husband invites his disabled mommy to stay with u for 4 months the week before u have ur baby???!
blondeandhot 0
Accidently lock her out of the house and pretend not to hear her when she knocks and as for your wife convince her that her mom got onto another flight and it's kids that are constantly ding-dong ditching your house
hpdrew15 9
I know how you feel, my husbands parents are awful!!!