Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
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Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
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Top comments
amelitaliz 22
He shouldn't have any of his ex topless! We're clear that's the real problem, right? Not who he has more of? Good. Just checking.
shiba10 26
It's best if he doesn't have any pics of you nude, you never know what could happen with those pictures, but he shouldn't have her pictures if he's in a relationship with you
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Comments (123)
ForeverUnknown 1
I'm just gonna be honest... I have the same problem ?
Abidawe 15
Wait one second tho, is his ex a **** star or model? Cause if she's either of the two it's acceptable
jake_robbo 10
Clearly you need to step your game up.
831curmudgeon 7
Clearly time for some new pics!
LifeShatMyPants 4
Paste a picture of a big, hard **** and balls over all of them :)
Daxi 7
Same here!!! -.-
LeFern 1
You should send him more to change that
itsjulia16 4
Everyone trying to justify whyyyy he has this pictures is missing the whole ******* point!! It clearly upsets that he kept any pics of his ex...she is allowedddd to be upset over it cause if any of you were in her position, I'm guessing you would be just as upset as well...and for those of you who are saying he prob "forgot" isn't even plausible..maybeeeee if it was just the pics of the ex, but he's keeping both on there and since she is currently with him that means he uploading these pics of hers while also keeping the old ones of his ex!!! Idk how none of you would realize this except for the reason that people are trying to justify a mans disrespectful actions as usual...smh, let people get upset over something that clearly warrants to be upset about...she should talk to him and say it is disrespectful and ask for him to delete and if he says no then that would be just a bigger problem...also for you who is saying it's probably just "****" for him sounds completely ridiculous, just because he has seen his ex naked before doesn't mean he can save her pics for later when he's in anotherrrrr relationship and say he uses it for "****"..that would be like saying, well I've had sex with my ex before, so sleeping with them again shouldn't be a "big deal" cause there is no emotional attachment, it's just sex...like no, it's wrong and disrespectful and keeping photos of another person whether it's an ex, friend, or whoever that is nottt your significant other is a form of cheating because you knowwww your current person you're with wouldn't approve...
wickedgetz 30
firstly, he shouldn't be having those pics after they have broken up. secondly, you shouldn't be sending topless or nude pics to him or letting him take any pics, cos t sounds like they might end up on the net very soon
Mark Williams 5
You probably look better with your shirt on. ;-)