Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
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Top comments
amelitaliz 22
He shouldn't have any of his ex topless! We're clear that's the real problem, right? Not who he has more of? Good. Just checking.
shiba10 26
It's best if he doesn't have any pics of you nude, you never know what could happen with those pictures, but he shouldn't have her pictures if he's in a relationship with you
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Comments (123)
atomicxsarah 17
Maybe he just has tons of pictures on his computer and never got around to deleting those. Definitely talk to him about it and ask him to delete the pictures. I'd be really upset if it was me. Ask him how he would feel if you had naked pictures of your ex boyfriend all over your computer.
ThrottleJockey 36
What's a little competition between a couple of swells?
Mynxie 26
So the same could be said of dick pics.
ItsThisGirl 17
Time to shut him down.
SomeRandomGirl22 17
he should have any of her he should only have eyes for you and only look at you in that way.
HeyImAmy 20
Why are there even topless pics of his ex on his computer? You need to calmly talk to him about it because he may not be over her or something.
manuwish 9
uhm..is it a competition? I'd be pissed off about my boyfriend keeping or having even one pic of a naked woman he knows personally on his phone!
manuwish 9
or computer
dhiran_singh 16
More of ex-tra
Muerteds 18
So catch up, already! Sheesh.
Mynxie 26
So if your girlfriend or wife had dick pics of her ex, you would just send her more to catch up? You know what they say: what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Muerteds 18
Well, of course! I shall not be outdone by a scrub!
LostGirl9456 15
Having nudes of his ex on his computer was wrong the second you became his. I hope he realizes this, OP.