Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keeping it within the family.
DKjazz 20
Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".
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Comments (296)
LADiiL0KA24 11
Thats nasty and an embarrassment to you
Leahbabee21 1
Go on jerry springer haha
iMagzzzy 0
Inbred!
iMagzzzy 0
What if she married your dad, then you could tell everybody you had sex with your step-mom!
jasondavis22 1
That' f***ed seriously
olarvman 5
winning comment right here
Pendragon525 0
Whoa. Dysfunction is alive & well in the 21st century...
rubylovesmark 0
so this is fake, it's the senario in 'No Strings Attached'. duh.
brokenhelix 4
I think you're living "Ted's" nightmare from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
RudyG3A 3
Hopefully you didn't bang her or if not things would be really akward