Today, my latest date told me to lose his number and never contact him again all because I have "pronouns" in my Instagram bio. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the guy I’ve been dating told me to lose his number and never see him again all because I told him I grew up without a father. FML
Today, the guy I was talking to told me to lose his number. We'd added each other on Instagram today and apparently he saw my reposts grid and doesn’t appreciate my “libtard reposts.” FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was at a job interview which seemed to be going well until the guy saw on my CV that I prefer they/them pronouns. Now, I’m not pushy about it, but he instantly lost interest and kept checking his phone to make sure he gave me my full 15 minutes; at minute 16 I was out the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML
Today, I had to change my mobile number because I was getting abuse from a guy, so I sent my new number to all of the people on my contact list. Including him. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML
Today, after months of hurtful and derogatory remarks from matches, I had to add the line "Not trans, just ugly." to my Tinder bio. FML
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core01 30
No loss on your part.
RichardPencil 32
RichardPencil doesn't believe in pronouns. RichardPencil does not reduce RichardPencil's existence to a generic word to refer to RichardPencil's self.
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
He got rid of you because you name your pronouns (so an extreme right-wing idiot) or because you simply refer to someone with a pronoun (an extremely left-wing idiot)? Either way he's an idiot.
core01 30
No loss on your part.
RichardPencil 32
RichardPencil doesn't believe in pronouns. RichardPencil does not reduce RichardPencil's existence to a generic word to refer to RichardPencil's self.