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50 quality comments
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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One more and it's business time
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Icametodance's favorite FMLs

Today, after puking all over the bathroom and my legs, I called my husband for sympathy. The first thing he says is "Did you cry?" and when I answered no, instead of wishing me better he quickly exclaimed "WHO'S MY BIG GIRL!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By gotitEVERYWHERE - / Monday 8 March 2010 22:40 / United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By girly - / Thursday 12 April 2012 04:06 / United States - Canton

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jj159 - / Saturday 25 February 2012 18:40 / United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lexyloo / Monday 26 September 2011 01:52 / United States

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By James / Friday 26 August 2011 18:29 / Canada

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The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

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