Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
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Top comments
gogo44444 28
Well don't jump to conclusions! Maybe he isn't divorced yet but is in the process, divorce takes a long time before its finalized
HarshD9619 34
He might've just meant that he isn't using one since a while. And if that's the case, he wouldn't have changed his relationship status. Not everyone wants to update every ******* life event on social media the moment it occurs
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Comments (68)
trulypar 34
It's possible he doesn't have access to it anymore. My son had that happen to him. He had to make a new one.
9a_1z 12
I'm sorry your boyfriend is a jerk, I dated someone who thought they were being clever in hiding stuff about themselves from me, likely because they figured I'd reconsider being in a relationship with them if I was fully informed. It's unfair and it's pathetic, you deserve better!
Craven1987 10
If he lies about an fb account what else could he be lying about... I'd dump him
ladycoco8 20
This is why checking social media is very important when first dating someone. And throughout. Not like a stalker, but casually.
tj1540 16
Sorry to hear that but now you can become a lesbian with his wife
Oh_bother44 11
"Become"??
PullUpOnAKid 7
this is why you should trust no one.
Robert3Lee 13
Maybe you should just ask him about it, asking can save you from overthinking
PhoenixChick 26
Why is everyone assuming that OP just saw the relationship status and jumped to conclusions? It could be that there is recent activity that makes it pretty clear he's married.
Jirekianu2 19
Because people make mistakes and we don't see any comment about her seeing recent activity. never assume malice when ignorance is possible. I have a friend who says "I don't have a facebook" because he hasn't touched his account in 4 years. and as a result his Facebook status is single despite now being engaged after a 3 year relationship.
sirrubberduckie 37
#34, you're assuming that she doesn't know how to check for recent activity on it, and that his (supposedly) ex-wife either doesn't have a Facebook account or never changed her own relationship status?
kasey_yeah 8
I like how sirrubberduckie or whatever it is is getting down voted on every comment he makes when he's making complete sense and very valid points.
TXlove 6
If you're not my friend you can't see my recent activity.. Or anything past my profile and cover pic my job and my relationship status.
sirrubberduckie 37
#59, I see that the money transfer did, in fact, go through. I'm pleased! I expect to see a minimum of one supportive comment every time I post.
thatsme293 28
This could go either way! Good luck op do what you have to do!
ohSNAPyall 27
Scumbag!