Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
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gogo44444 28
Well don't jump to conclusions! Maybe he isn't divorced yet but is in the process, divorce takes a long time before its finalized
HarshD9619 34
He might've just meant that he isn't using one since a while. And if that's the case, he wouldn't have changed his relationship status. Not everyone wants to update every ******* life event on social media the moment it occurs
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xxcutekatxx2 13
OP my boyfriend did the same thing, lied about it for nearly 18 months. Obviously I found it even though it was under a different name and photos of a different person. I feel sorry for you though as mine wasn't married he just had it full of hot girls as friends... With people saying he might not use it etc, ask him to log in and prove he doesn't use it. If possible catch him off guard and he won't have time to cover his tracks, if not please check the 'activity history' no one can ever delete everything they've ever done from that :) Good luck with everything, it's a sucky thing to deal with!
oldie_goldie 13
You need to make friends with his wife on FB and ask her to tell you if the divorce is real. She's probably getting lied to as well. Some people are just a waste of everyone's time.