Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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DevineLegacy 0
haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?
alice_xoxo 0
periods suck >:(
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valgal995 0
dont worry about your period. I faint at the sight of blood too. But when you have your period it is differant. you'll be fine
replaceme 0
how the **** is this YDI? FYL sweetie. I hope it goes okay for you. and stfu people, probably all guys, that are saying starting periods after the age of 16 is abnormal. you know nothing!
sarahtolkien 8
You'll get use to it. It's different when it's your own.
Leaveittosteven 0
Haha whenever I hear about people that are afraid of blood I think of this annoying accelerated math Mormon ****** that was in my precalc class in high school. One day he said in the most feminine voice possible "ooh I faint at the sight of blood" and shuddered and it was probably the most homosexual thing I've ever seen beyond homosex itself.
queputadevida 0
Fmylife for having to read this shit. Just grow up ok? and keep the details for yourself.
giganticbrain 0
I agree. I wasted a minute of my life listening to you complain. That's one minute I will never have back. Jesus, when will FMLs actually get good. At least there are awesome commenters to keep things interesting.
sunnyXsmile 0
I agree with valgal995. I have a friend that also faints at the slight of blood & I actually asked her about that & she said just that-that it's different when it's not someone else's.
akatier23 0
My little sister was like that as well, but when she got her period it didn't bother her. In fact, she no longer passes out at the sight of blood.
Stevieebabyy 0
My period started heavy when I was 12, now 5 years later it remains as heavy as before. OP; Seriously? What's so frightening about blood?
masterofpups 0
sometimes i feel so bad for women because of the whole menstruation cycle. I thought that it was simply peeing, just with blood. Then i found out it's really painful, and the side effects. Just the thought of having to deal with that once a month makes me think that really sucks. As a male, I'm wondering how do you learn to cope with it?
GreenAlbatross 3
Violence, sleeping and chocolate.
shit_happens101 0
Hopefully you'll get desensitized. :/ Good luck.