Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
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Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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DevineLegacy 0
haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?
alice_xoxo 0
periods suck >:(
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kfinch7 10
It will be okay honey u will get used to it or try and find a way to calm yourself.
daisiebud 18
don't worry, i get nauseous at the sight of blood too, but even though my periods are really heavy, i've never had a problem with it. i think it's a lot less scary when it's your own blood
ladybuggirl1234 3
how are you going to live??? im serious! hahaha that sucks
jthompson942 2
Ok I feel the same way about blood and pass out when I see it but when it comes to my period I don't pass out so that might be the case with you as well because your period is natural so don't worry you peons won't pass out
NinjaPerson 0
That really sucks. You will get used to it. Try and work through it.
NinjaPerson 0
And aw sweety you said hundreds. How precious. Feels like thousands.
snapdragon1100 7
You haven't started your period yet at the age of 16?
Mimamim 2
You will get over it completely after first child.
zoeeileen 6
I'm 17 and had periods for at least 4-5 years, at first I felt faint and sick but now I just get on with it. you'll get used to it :)
NamelessFace 22
You'll get over it. The cramps are much more distracting anyway.