Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Top comments
Amkii 0
WHAT. That is terrible!!!! D: What if you're not ready for kids?! Jeez... she is crazy. Sorry about your pregnancy. Unless, that is, you're ready for kids now and wanted one.
Emma89_ 0
sorry, but your Mothers a nut job o.O
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Comments (73)
ActionManly 11
Great! Now she can have fun looking after a child who was not meant to exist and whose only purpose is to be cared for by the Grandmother! Kinda a catch-22 type situation...
HBubble 3
You should have an abortion, and rub it in her selfish face. Then cut of one of her fingers
sj_fml 0
ouch...lol at #58
Playdate 0
WOW!! FYL! Sorry to hear your mother did that to you. I wish you the best with whatever decision you make regarding this. As for the rest of the comments: its easy enough to get "placebos" and pricking a hole through the condom through the wrapper solves that one. It's sad how trust can be so easily broken and the lengths to which some people will go to get what they want.
nm22395 0
That is pretty selfish of her
go_rangers 0
Damn. **** the guy's life, too. That sucks.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
Cool! I poked condoms and changed my daughters pills too, because I wanted a grandchild. Isn't that funny!
fretforyerlatte 0
not totally sure if i believe this one, but if it is true, it's incredibly ******. i think this is one of the situations where abortion is totally understandable. and i would never speak to my mother again. she just ruined her chances of seeing the future grandchild that you have when YOU'RE ready.
zuli_fml 0
Yeee-ah... If I were you, I'd be hitting the road to the nearest abortion clinic.
CFR 0
Don't you have sisters? O_O I do...that's why I'm not having kids. But seriously...what the hell? What kind of mother would do that?