Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML
Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML
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saIty 17
I heard if you get make some milkshakes it'll bring all the boys to your yard.
305Miami 0
There is somebody for everybody Op!! Don't Worry!!
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Comments (89)
sillyyanks 24
Because shacking up with some random, drunk guy doesn't constitute being in good company now does it...Unless you're a seedy tart.
lacespace 8
It's probably because you pout. You're best friend is probably more desirable because she's not a bunched up panty complaining twit. You're assuming all of this and then feeling sorry for yourself my dear.
lacespace 8
Well I thought in the spirit of things.
heythere131630 9
Start your own league!
ambowew 7
So not exactly 'forever alone'. OP seems more discouraged by the fact that it's only after the friend is not available. For all we know, she could be a tart.
st333ph 12
When people are drunk, that's the most honest they'll ever be, so I've heard..
starandall 4
Udi, find uglier friends lol
emilyjgraham 34
Udi? Really? You wanted to use slang THAT much you replaced the "y" with a "u"? My god.
technochik3 12
57- hahaha!
sillyyanks 24
Maybe you're the hot one and guys are too nervous to approach your supreme hotness without being super pissed, as opposed to your friend who is ugly, and easy to approach.
duckyeah 6
Don't look for the love of your life in the bar, OP. You will find him one day. I know what it's like to be compared to a best friend. Not fun. Just try to have a good time, and the boys will chase after you. But keep your eyes peeled for the men that will stick around.
poppysoda 4
I feel you same thing happens to me it's horrible, especially when you're with your gorgeous friends and guys wants to hang with them and the guys don't want you to come.
perdix 31
Dump your best friend (or at least only be best friends in private.) Go to a Weight Watchers meeting and befriend some of the big gals. Suddenly, you'l be the hot one! If one of them starts to succeed on the plan, slip some mayonnaise into their salads and gummy bears into their Diet Cokes, so you will maintain your edge.