Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, while I was working in a bar, a very fat drunk guy kept flirting with me. He assumed I liked him because I kept blushing. I didn’t. It’s just been so long since anyone flirted with me that I apparently now cannot control my reactions if a man talks to me. FML
Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, I was trying to seduce a really good-looking girl, when all of a sudden she leaned in towards me and said, “Sorry, I’m not drunk enough to make out with you.“ FML
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saIty 17
I heard if you get make some milkshakes it'll bring all the boys to your yard.
305Miami 0
There is somebody for everybody Op!! Don't Worry!!
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Comments (89)
onorexveritas 24
ouch
mikepzz 27
get a ugly winggirl :)
flutter4 7
Maybe they don't flirt with you because you are out of their league
koooonal 3
Join match.com
cmb8280 24
... Hang out with uglier chicks??
fatalwish 6
well it happens when you hang out with someone who lools better by compairison... and this league bussiness no woman is out of any mans league... if so they arent trying hard enough.... or shes just a uptight @&$!-
science_nerd 5
No such thing as outta your league, that's bullshit people feed you,
foxholeathiest 4
It's called being the DUFF. Designated ugly fat friend. Every flock of women have one
1kiki81 6
There there
sorrowsangel89 1
Been there....that's the worst. Sorry OP... Don't let it get you down.