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FML - The follow-up

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed and spray me while singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

BabyG2222 Say more :
OP here, Okay just want to clarify some stuff first. The term "spank the ferret" is a "nice" way of putting he was jerking off. I originally wrote "jerked off" but I guess fmylife didn't like that wording and changed it to a friendly term. So, no there wasn't an actually ferret (no animal was hurt in the making of fmylife). Okay with that done now for the background story. My boyfriend at the time loved sex (like every normal guy) and liked to do the "traditional porn ending, where the guy cums on the girls face" He liked to call it Spiderman. (I'm aware doing the Spiderman is not done that way however he didn't want to splat in his hand and throw it at me, it was a modified Spiderman). Anyways, he got this "bright" idea to wake me up this way (thinking I was find it funny and sexy at the same time, which I didn't.) And for all of you who said I should have helped him out, I was sleeping, he woke me up just before and when I turned around SPLAT he shot me in the face while singing the theme song. We broke up a month later because of an unrelated issue but needless to say I was pretty mad at him but forgave him like after a day.
By BabyG2222 / Saturday 29 September 2012 09:14 / United States - Sturgeon Bay
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  Trix_Disorder  |  11

It's more like "Look how young and sexually knowledgable I am! Go me!" It seems like a good idea at that age, but it comes off... A bit skanky to me. Why would you want to brag about that at 13? 14? Kids are in such a hurry to grow up.

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  jmacfan1  |  11

I'm 21 and I've never heard the term spank the ferret before. I finally understood after I finished reading the fml, but at first I thought op had a pet ferret. I was like what the....oh

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  cetlawizard  |  11

Wow 129, obviously you can't tell the difference between your (as in yours/ belongs to you) & you're (as in you are/ being/doing something).. They said "capitalizing your i & putting an apostrophe between the i & the m (to make I'm)...also, there's a difference between grammar nazi's & spell checkers/correctors.....the 1st gripes that the WORDS in a sentence are in correct order, comma/apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, etc. (according to school teachings) & the 2nd gripes about SPELLING only..lol ...that's sum edjamucation u got ther!

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  Allanahjoy  |  11

He was correcting the 'your' when he said "your 15 an..." So he was actually right about that. How about stop trying to show off and talk down about someone when you are clearly just as wrong.

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  _krystallynn_  |  11

okay guys, I was just saying that i understood it. its not a big deal. I'm not writing a letter to the goddamn president. this is a website, nobody's trying to be all formal. i cud b tlkin lyke dis all da timee nd spllin lyke im on crack,, but I'm not. its nothing you need to flip out about. why is everyone so rude here?

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  saIty  |  30

Glad I could give you a chuckle. I read the simba joke somewhere but I'm not sure where. I just wanted to share it with the FML community.

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