1- Really? So you would break up with someone because of something like that?

Well as you can tell... She didn't like it. So talk, stop, or breakup.

Yeah you implied skipping the talking and jumping straight to break up.

43- yes I did and that is my fault. I shall now go back to my hole.

On a positive note you have an awesome profile picture :)

Sounds like someone is REAL fun in bed

You would break up with someone over that?

A simple thumbs up would do the trick.

Not even #1 agrees with the comment anymore...

Considering the times they were posted I feel like 3 didn't even read 1's comment.

Spank the ferret means jacking off what do you think she was referring to that he sprayed on her?....

Chocking the chicken? Spanking the farret? Beating your meat? Really?

I've never heard the term "spank the ferret." I thought he spanked a ferret and it sprayed the girl.

That's what I thought at first to lol

HAHAHA greatest comment ever lol. im only 15 and i figured out what that meant. :P

-COUGH- BLONDE! -COUGH!-

#70 good for you

Yeah, your 15 an you can't capitalize your i and can't put an apostrophe between I and m.

#87, If you're going to nitpick on someone's grammar, make sure you're spelling correctly, too.

I'm turning 15 next week and I understood it. And I can capitalize and put an apostrophe between I and m. I feel amazing.

87, you brought this on yourself: Yeah, you're* 15 and* you can't capitalize your I* and you* can't put an apostrophe between the* I and m.

87- *You're I hate it when people try to correct someone's grammar and they have mistakes of their own.

I've never heard the ferret reference, but I got the innuendo after re-reading it.

I knew that was gonna get buried.

Jesus Christ. I need to read over my comments.

My comment looked like a piece of grammatical shit. I apologize for that.

I'm turning 14 next week and I understood it.

atleast you dont have a dirty mind

#87 not to be a grammar nazi like you but it looks like you don't know how to put an apostrophe in between the u and the r and add an e

129- I already apologized. I saw how bad my comment looked.

115- you're so damn hot.

im 21 and i understood it. is this some new game of saying your age and then saying you understood it?

115-You're really hot I love girls with multi-colored hair

It's more like "Look how young and sexually knowledgable I am! Go me!" It seems like a good idea at that age, but it comes off... A bit skanky to me. Why would you want to brag about that at 13? 14? Kids are in such a hurry to grow up.

I'm 21 and I've never heard the term spank the ferret before. I finally understood after I finished reading the fml, but at first I thought op had a pet ferret. I was like what the....oh

My son is 2 and he understood it. At least I think it's my son...

Oh my god i'm almost 18 and i understood it. AMAZING! ... -.-

*sigh* Ahhhh innocent minds. Its a nice change of pace I suppose.

I'm Sinamoi and I am an alcoholic... wait, this isn't my AA meeting...

I do believe this made my day!

And you can't spell "and"

I'm 3 years old and I understood it. (16 in baboon years.)

Wow 129, obviously you can't tell the difference between your (as in yours/ belongs to you) & you're (as in you are/ being/doing something).. They said "capitalizing your i & putting an apostrophe between the i & the m (to make I'm)...also, there's a difference between grammar nazi's & spell checkers/correctors.....the 1st gripes that the WORDS in a sentence are in correct order, comma/apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, etc. (according to school teachings) & the 2nd gripes about SPELLING only..lol ...that's sum edjamucation u got ther!

I'm 42 and I still don't get it, but i guess that's just because I'm a mannequin... :c

He was correcting the 'your' when he said "your 15 an..." So he was actually right about that. How about stop trying to show off and talk down about someone when you are clearly just as wrong.

okay guys, I was just saying that i understood it. its not a big deal. I'm not writing a letter to the goddamn president. this is a website, nobody's trying to be all formal. i cud b tlkin lyke dis all da timee nd spllin lyke im on crack,, but I'm not. its nothing you need to flip out about. why is everyone so rude here?

182 - Welcome to the internet; enjoy your stay.

I am a monkey with awesome facial hair and I understood it

144 that's the first thing I thought when I saw those comments! ....also "spank the ferret"? Dafuq...

And you can't even use the correct "you're". So you're both idiots and you have no place to correct her.

I've never heard that phrase either, and I'm 18... You don't spank it and it has nothing to do with a ferret lol

Masturbation

Ah. Okay. I'd never heard this is expression either. I imagined him...literally spanking a ferret o_o Disturbing mental image.

52- you probably didn't get it because you're a cat on LSD.

Is it called spanking the ferret because he has a small thin one? (But very agile.)

52-dafuq...OH GOD MY BRAIN *pours bleach*

Has that happened to you before?

I actually did it to myself. I think I may have some issues.

Is that why you call yourself "salty", 27?

Why yes... yes it is.

Sorry folks, I have to tell salty how much that comment made me laugh. A simple thumbs up wouldn't do.(:

Glad I could give you a chuckle. I read the simba joke somewhere but I'm not sure where. I just wanted to share it with the FML community.

IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE HEYNANANAHEYAAAAAAAAA!!!

It was on Texts From Last Night

45- Your profile pic+ Comment= My day made.

#45 thanks for the song that will play in my head all day lol.

Amazing!

now that's what i call a sticky situation

brony.^

Hahahaha you snapped g

You read it from the TFLN app, it's in the top best of all time. Funny as hell :)

Isn't that called "The Lion King" on UrbanDictionary? You my friend, are awesome. And you made me laugh, and that rare on here.

That's ok I didn't need to watch the Lion King again anyway.

I like you :3 nice name, comment, bio... :P i go follow you now...

I've also seen it on iFunny multiple times. Ever been there?

Bitches love space

Spank the ferret is jerking off

Oh.