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By  saIty

Interesting, but do you know whats worse? Having your boyfriend wipe his cum on your forehead and whispering "Simba".

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I'm turning 15 next week and I understood it. And I can capitalize and put an apostrophe between I and m. I feel amazing.

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87, you brought this on yourself: Yeah, you're* 15 and* you can't capitalize your I* and you* can't put an apostrophe between the* I and m.

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87- *You're I hate it when people try to correct someone's grammar and they have mistakes of their own.

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#87 not to be a grammar nazi like you but it looks like you don't know how to put an apostrophe in between the u and the r and add an e

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It's more like "Look how young and sexually knowledgable I am! Go me!" It seems like a good idea at that age, but it comes off... A bit skanky to me. Why would you want to brag about that at 13? 14? Kids are in such a hurry to grow up.

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I'm 21 and I've never heard the term spank the ferret before. I finally understood after I finished reading the fml, but at first I thought op had a pet ferret. I was like what the....oh

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Wow 129, obviously you can't tell the difference between your (as in yours/ belongs to you) & you're (as in you are/ being/doing something).. They said "capitalizing your i & putting an apostrophe between the i & the m (to make I'm)...also, there's a difference between grammar nazi's & spell checkers/correctors.....the 1st gripes that the WORDS in a sentence are in correct order, comma/apostrophe,question mark, exclamation point, etc. (according to school teachings) & th

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He was correcting the 'your' when he said "your 15 an..." So he was actually right about that. How about stop trying to show off and talk down about someone when you are clearly just as wrong.

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okay guys, I was just saying that i understood it. its not a big deal. I'm not writing a letter to the goddamn president. this is a website, nobody's trying to be all formal. i cud b tlkin lyke dis all da timee nd spllin lyke im on crack,, but I'm not. its nothing you need to flip out about. why is everyone so rude here?

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I've never heard that phrase either, and I'm 18... You don't spank it and it has nothing to do with a ferret lol

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Ah. Okay. I'd never heard this is expression either. I imagined him...literally spanking a ferret o_o Disturbing mental image.

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By  saIty

Interesting, but do you know whats worse? Having your boyfriend wipe his cum on your forehead and whispering "Simba".

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Sorry folks, I have to tell salty how much that comment made me laugh. A simple thumbs up wouldn't do.(:

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Glad I could give you a chuckle. I read the simba joke somewhere but I'm not sure where. I just wanted to share it with the FML community.

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Isn't that called "The Lion King" on UrbanDictionary? You my friend, are awesome. And you made me laugh, and that rare on here.

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