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Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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What, did you just escape from prison?

Rough day huh?

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boredblonde 17

Well....you survived:D

What were you in such a hurry to get to ??

pussy

Yes pussy is a another way to say cat, well done :)

Just one of those days eh?

We escaped convicts never get it easy, do we?

I know, right? The other day, I was running from the pesky law, when all of a sudden, I had a nosebleed. I reached into my pocket for tissue, but all I came up with was lint. Blood trickled onto my white shirt, and I made an attempt to stem the flow by covering it up with my shirt. As I traipsed tentatively along the sidewalk, my foot hit a bump, and I took a spill, scraping the right side of my face. Before I could recover, a Doberman lunged from behind a fence and shot straight toward me. "****!" I yelped as I tore off, trying to escape this malevolent beast. This was just the beginning of the day! |the kid|

cash_monkey72 9

Is this your typical Thursday?

Something stupid :D

No #22, this is my typical every day of the week!

This is my typical Monday's on Thursdays I jump over volcanoes and frolic through meadows and on Friday I jump off cliffs whilst singing I believe I can fly.

S.S.D.D

Same shit different day

Jennie: Run forest run! Forest: (runs into the forest) Jennie: ******* retard...

TheLastChild 8

All in a day's work for Jack Bauer.

What where you doing to make you run in the forest in the first place?