Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my sister got her car insurance quote in the mail. You would think it would go way up after being charged with reckless driving. It went up $1 per month. My insurance went up $100 per month after I tapped someone's bumper a year ago. I wasn't even charged. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
The good ol' 50/50 split. She gets everything you have, you get everything you can afford from the duvorce forward, minus child support and alimony, while she never works again. Great system isn't it?
DocBastard 40
What's hers is hers, and what's yours is also hers. Take solace in the fact that she's no longer in your life.
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Comments (132)
lilmommy16 0
I'm 16 and I know that when you get divorced car insurance goes up... YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
It goes up because you're just a young driver, and with teenagers, insurance rates WILL INCREASE. AND there is a MAJOR age difference between you, the 16 year old, and OP. Don't compare. Geez, I don't drive and I know more than you...
THE_A_TEEN 28
**** **** ****! Ignore above comment!!!!
Ergayles 9
But how does he deserve it?
Sleepy_Hallow 7
63, Op deserved to have his insurance go up because he didn't know that it was going to go up? How on earth does that make sense?
Mr_5k 3
Time to smack a hoe. :D
meruu_2005 1
Lol don't stick your dick in crazy
KiddNYC1O 22
That's crazy.
cyK0tek 0
"I have ****! Give me free stuff!" "I have a penis! Blame me for everything!!"
GroovyGravy 7
Time to get a sex change
123jdub 7
I just have to say #3. you said it all. very broken system
Dcm210 19
thats why I'm scared to get married.
csi_fml 19
Marriage is a waste
cosmosis 12
Your comment makes no sense. Get off the roids and go back to school!
pandabacon243 0
Bitches these days...
mama2b3 20
This may be a fyl or you might really deserve this. There's two sides to every story, we'll really never know.
aron666 25
That's why you don't need a wife. Just get layed and be free