Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my sister got her car insurance quote in the mail. You would think it would go way up after being charged with reckless driving. It went up $1 per month. My insurance went up $100 per month after I tapped someone's bumper a year ago. I wasn't even charged. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, my husband ran our car into a fence at work. He had to file an insurance claim, with a company we only just got with, and it's going to deplete the rest of our taxes. FML
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
Today, I found out that my tax filing status was never changed after my divorce. This means I haven't been paying enough and now the government wants its money. FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
The good ol' 50/50 split. She gets everything you have, you get everything you can afford from the duvorce forward, minus child support and alimony, while she never works again. Great system isn't it?
DocBastard 40
What's hers is hers, and what's yours is also hers. Take solace in the fact that she's no longer in your life.
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Comments (132)
aquaeyedsiren 0
whoa, now... op never said why they divorced. she could have left him because he was abusive or cheating, etc. almost everyone bitches about paying alimony or child support. while I don't agree with every case, sometimes its well deserved. he could have cheated, and ditches her with a couple of kids, leaving her to struggle to make ends meet, in which case he should pay up. or I guess she could be a bitch... just saying there isn't enough info to pick sides.
AJRENO 0
They REALLY need to change the divorcing laws. They suck balls.
bubo_fml 11
One mo' time...Why are divorces so expensive? 'Cause they're fukkin' worth it!!
bubo_fml 11
he divorce rate is currently 50-60% in the U.S. That's like walking into a casino, betting all of your income, assets & investments you'll earn over the course of your marriage & rolling the dice...With those kind of odds, marriage can **** right off!!
Ani28 10
The insurance is going up because OP's now single, a pre-nup can't change that. *Think*, people!
premsagar7 0
very SORRY 2 hear that
AzWolf 5
Your insurance is going up to what it would be for any other single male not because you are divorced!
yellowzinnias 20
Uh, #111 if he hadn't gotten divorced he'd be a MARRIED male...not a single male. So yeah, his insurance is going up because he is divorced. Idiot.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Says the person who apparently couldn't figure out how to work the reply button.....
firemedic919 0
still better than keeping her divorce is so expensive cause its ****** worth every penny of it
Papaw_fml 3
I feel your pain!