Kids: Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes,...

By Ouch - 12/08/2009 23:36 - United States

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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How appropriate

By ohgod - 14/08/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my one year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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Glittery letters

By Anonymous - 27/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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By Worried - 16/04/2011 10:59 - Australia

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

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By Mamallama - 19/08/2018 13:00

Today, I leaned down to pick up my infant son from his highchair. He reached up and grabbed the first thing available to him: my nipple. I got purple-nurpled by my baby. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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Bathroom menace

By Shelly - 07/06/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I used the restroom at a department store. While I was in my stall, I overheard a little girl say to her mother, "I see someone wearing pink!" I remembered that I was wearing pink just as she finished her thought, "…and she's pooping." She was peeking at me through the stall. FML

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Kids these days…

By jenabp - 03/01/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Thursday 13 August 2009 9:07

That happened to my mom, everyone thought I would be a boy but nope! Next time, decorate in yellow.

xsmores 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:05

Well... you can save it for another time if you do happen to have a girl. :) Congrats! I love baby boys!!

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xxXChiiXxx 2

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:07

What's the with the people getting so butthurt about the parents buying pink for girls? And then they have nothing better to do than to scream, "OMGG!!! UR SO SEXIST!!!1111!!one!!!" You guys NEED to look up the definition of sexist. - Discrimination based on gender, especially discrimination against women. I don't know about you, but HOW does buying pink stuff for girl babies suggest they are inferior to male babies? -__- I bet if this was a reverse FML, several years later, a lot of you would be complaining and calling the OP a bad parent.

boatkicker 4

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:18

"its kind of your fault for buying so much useless shit the kids not gonna want or need in 5 years" Yes, OP bought things that the kid wont want five years from now. However that doesnt maek them useless. Clothes, stroller, bottles, crib? Those things are pretty useful. If you're going out somewhere, it's good to keep your baby dressed, especially if its winter, and putting him in a stoller is a good idea, because even a baby starts to feel heavy after carrying it for a while. Bottles are useful so that Mom can have a break every now and then from the baby. Crib is nice so that your baby doesn't have to sleep in your bed with you.

_pk_ 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:09

Wow, this is one of the most stupid, lame and superficial complaints I've seen. It's more like FYourbaby'sL because apparently you don't think by yourself and have no creativity at all. Girl=EVERYTHING Pink? Dumb. YDI for following a dumb stereotype and forcing your kid to look like a bottle of pepto-bismol just because you thought it was "cute".

Signposthead 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:10

Is your sons name Timmy Turner?

dtubbz53 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:14

i think i feel worse for the baby because his penis is so small that they mistook him for a girl :/

shmaller 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:17

Wouldn't purple be more a showing of boy AND girl? :P

shamille 5

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:49

lol who CARES, you just had a kid!!!!!! awesome!

time4coffee 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:56

You just had a baby, who cares what it is! Enjoy him and return the pink stuff for blue. YDI why buy a pink crib??? Cribs should be nuetral so you can use it for the next one.

crazycontagious 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:56

Are you people serious? Parents have every right to want to dress their boys in blue and their daughters in pink. That man's wife carried his child in her stomach for 9 agonizing months and if she wants to dress her baby in gender specific colours then she can. Don't try to push your new age mentally on people who prefer tradition And to all those people saying let the baby decide, that baby was born as nature intended, he doesn't get to decide his gender. To you OP, **** your life, if you can't return that stuff it'll be a lot of money down the drain.