Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML
Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
CarlyMarDry 16
Try to talk to her about it before you act.
Enslaved 38
Google Search : "Should I admit to my girlfriend that I found out she's a cheating hoe?". And have her find it on the computer.
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Comments (81)
DarkSideOfBlack 2
Bet that was an awkward conversation :/
emmsies 16
one of your girlfriends??? its called karma
Queen_of_Night 20
OP is talking about the searches. "Girlfriend's" is the singular possession. "Girlfriends'" is plural.
chaos31xx 4
"One" of your girlfriends
Queen_of_Night 20
Read my reply to #58 or all the replies to #2.
TallMist 32
One of his girlfriend's Google searches Singular possessive Not plural
2ru 14
Be sure it was her search, Google does have some kind of predictive search feature where I think it automatically lists popular search terms.
Indru 4
Exactly! If OP found a history entry with a Google search it is clear she searched, but if it was a Google Suggestion when he tried to type "should i" in the search bar, then it's not his girlfriend, it's just Google suggestions.
JKPwnage 27
Wait... Why were you snooping in your girlfriend's search history?
ligerzero459 24
What the heck is with all the woman commenting that he should talk to her? The only thing he needs to say to her is they're done. Period, end of story.
Ipsum629 13
Ouch
casscoo 3
Who cares about grammar .. Didn't know we were in English class right now... It probably auto corrected anyways
readingbook93 1
Anybody else notice the 'one of my girlfriends'....how many girlfriends does he have?
Indru 4
He says "girlfriend's", not "girlfriends".
dDailydDosage 8
One of your girlfriends? What?
TallMist 32
... Read absolutely every comment above yours and you'll see it's singular possessive (girlfriend's), not plural non-possessive (girlfriends).