By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26

All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.

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chels1994 11

That poor kid is gonna be born to a man ***** of a father... im really sorry, OP but yure much better off and you deserve better

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chilla4m3 6

Aren't you glad this man will be out of your life soon since you DON"T have children together if you choose once the divorce is finalized you could be rid of him for the rest of your life

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perdix 29

At least you know who's fault it was that you couldn't conceive. He must be pretty hot that at least three women want to **** him at the same time. Oh, well, your loss in the Hot Sex Dept, but it's better for your mental health. Try a nerd next time!

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SeedlessMe 13

Hahahaa wow dude. Harsh. Funny as hell, but still.. Wow ;)

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WordSmyth 2

His tank must've been on "E" when he tried with her.

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purebliss7 6

your a dick. that was a asshole of a comment.

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jaredofmo 22

Hurry up with those papers, then!

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wisese 0

You really dodged a bullet. Would you want a kid with this loser? Now you have the chance to try for a kid with a decent human being, and a man who's fit to be a father.

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leadman1989 15

What a rake! >:(

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ikickgingers 15

That's my favorite word, damn you.

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leadman1989 15

Lol... I learned it from the best. I can't seem to recall whom that might have been. >:p

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wisese 0

You get two internets for proper usage and application of the word "rake"! :)

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luvliidee21 5

Men! Can't live with them... that's it. Fyl at least you didnt have a baby with him!

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ohmandapants 16

Did he also find out that he has an STD?

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heyyy464 1

Sounds like you dodged a bullet

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SkardeyKat 3

Damn what an asshole! Poor kid, life's dealing him a bad hand from the beginning. You're better off without this loser, op.

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