By Anonymous - 07/11/2011 20:48 - United States

Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26

All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.

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RuCheezBurger 10

I have a feeling the husband will soon have imploded genitals after she's done with him.

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malincake 7

Its a reason for everything. Be glad u didnt get a baby with that jerk.

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TheCountess 4

How classy. You really dodged a bullet there. Thankfully, you're now free to go find a decent man to be the father of your child, instead of being genetically bound for life to that loser.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

I hope you at some point went Lorena Bobbitt on his ass for doing shit like this. I Hope you [finally] divorced this Scumbag of a husband. -_-

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duzzyfucks 0

Sounds like a douche, this shouldn't be an fml, you should be glad to get rid of him haha

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lmaoatall 6

Alright, I had to read this twice to understand. Phew, for a minute there I thought I was going to have to call Jerry and have him explain it to me. Be happy that peice of crap is out of your life. Sorry you don't have a child, but it's best you didn't with that ********.

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irimalovecheer98 5

Thts a disgusting pathetic person

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blackstonechery 4

why are you worrying about you're soon to be ex who is cheating on his new girlfriend with another girl? how does this even affect you???

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Helldemon 32

Could be a **** her life that she actually married this loser.

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