Today, I found out my soon to be ex-husband is going to be a father. We spent our entire marriage unsuccessfully trying for a baby. The mother of his unborn child isn't his new girlfriend, but someone else he was cheating on her with. Our divorce isn't even finalized yet. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
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Psycho_Babydoll 26
All I can say is, good on you for divorcing the bastard. And F that poor baby's life for having him for a father.
Eaglestrike117 29
Be glad you're gonna be rid of him.
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Comments (131)
RuCheezBurger 10
I have a feeling the husband will soon have imploded genitals after she's done with him.
malincake 7
Its a reason for everything. Be glad u didnt get a baby with that jerk.
TheCountess 4
How classy. You really dodged a bullet there. Thankfully, you're now free to go find a decent man to be the father of your child, instead of being genetically bound for life to that loser.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
I hope you at some point went Lorena Bobbitt on his ass for doing shit like this. I Hope you [finally] divorced this Scumbag of a husband. -_-
duzzyfucks 0
Sounds like a douche, this shouldn't be an fml, you should be glad to get rid of him haha
lmaoatall 6
Alright, I had to read this twice to understand. Phew, for a minute there I thought I was going to have to call Jerry and have him explain it to me. Be happy that peice of crap is out of your life. Sorry you don't have a child, but it's best you didn't with that ********.
KingaScr 0
lol
save_da_whales 0
Dang this dude gets around
irimalovecheer98 5
Thts a disgusting pathetic person
blackstonechery 4
why are you worrying about you're soon to be ex who is cheating on his new girlfriend with another girl? how does this even affect you???
Helldemon 32
Could be a **** her life that she actually married this loser.