Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML
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Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML
Today, I found out that my son (17) lied about not being able to get the time off from his job for our family vacation and has been partying and screwing his girlfriend while we're thousands of miles away. FML
Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, not only is my son stupid enough to spend £50 on a bag of garden weeds because the dealer told him it was marijuana, he's also stupid enough to refuse to believe he was conned, and try to smoke it anyway. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, my mother "borrowed" money from my stash to help pay for her vacation to the Dominican Republic. The same trip I'm not allowed to go on. FML
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CryosFear 14
Maybe he's secretly in charge of a cartel :P
GreatBigWorld_ 15
I'd be another thing if he sold them for Euros, those are a higher currency than pesos (:
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Comments (119)
paperman84 7
Are you worried about the wrong currency or the fact that he is selling drugs?
YepThatsMeee 23
New Jersey is the new Mexico.
foxy_sunshine 8
Maybe he's planning on going without you?
stewpididiot 11
I can't decide who is dumber than a bag of hammers... You, or your kid.....he's obviously not the coldest beer in the fridge now is he???
nitrog100 21
Soooo...I can't help but notice that you seem far more concerned with his choice of currency than you are with the fact that he's selling drugs...
LIVE2SUFFER 15
Maybe he was selling to Filipinos? Pesos is Philippine currency too.
mchmelev1993 10
Can you say olay? Aha!
lynds71 12
He could go to a currency exchange place and get dollars...
MattFrost 10
America everybody!!!
sjonnie_fml 10
it does have a good ring to it "pot4pesos". nothing wrong with his marketing skills