Today, I found out my grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers for over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML
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Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, my kid threw a fit on our way home, wanting me to stop and call grandma. Why? Because she was convinced I was going to wreck the car, and grandma is a good driver who won't crash. When we got home, she stopped fussing, said, "Thank god, we're home," ran up to grandpa and said, "Mom's a scary driver." She's 3. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
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jessyrodgers 0
that's why cars have horns isn't it?
Bowser6622 5
Go to England. People drive on the wrong side of the road a lot.
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valdancer99 0
Pennsylvania drivers suck, I would know, I live there and i rear ended somebody 2 times because they stop on the highway for no damn reason!
Bill3485 3
sounds like youre just as great at driving as they are.
chengy4191 7
pa drivers do suck at driving! ^^ try driving in md we drive much better! although ppl in pa would disagree
Interstate74 0
I hate PA drivers!!
EddieGrimaldo 0
your grandma is legit! haha classic!
ximeldax 0
hey, it's bingo night. try to be understanding.
shannon1153 0
I'm from Pennsylvania and we don't like new jersey drivers
shannon1153 0
I'm from Pennsylvania and we don't like new jersey drivers
tans_fml 0
you don't like NJ drivers Cos - we pass you every time - we look & signal before turning (foreign concept, I'm sure) / "Jersey shuffling" (changing all lanes at once to get to the fast lane and/or exit) - we salute you, & your God Awful driving every chance we get ( that Special Jersey Salute, I'm sure you know it ) - you live in BLACK TOOTH COUNTRY, and therefore hate life & Jersey drivers are part of your miserable existence and lastly, most importantly of all: - NJ drivers are vastly superior to PA slowpokes (cos ya can't call what you ppl do "driving", it's disgraceful)... bottom line. :)
FMLaddict20 5
delawares defibetly worst
Irishxoxo 2
I'm from Pittsburgh, and although some PA drivers can be bad, we aren't nearly as bad as New Jersey. New Jersey drivers are by far the worst.
Irishxoxo 2
#46 There are signs everywhere on the Parkway and Turnpike. People seriously just need to read. It's not complicated.