Anonymous
Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Shadowchire 12
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
kayposion 17
Buy a horse mask. Now.
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ShirtlessWonder 17
As much as I agree with you, fml isn't the place to say it.
MystoganFT 18
that's rough dude. FYL
ShadowStarEXE 35
Run to the hills.
moocowmilk0 19
Thats a bit too much
LetMeSleepPlease 23
Wait. When you say horse, do you mean anthropomorphized cartoon horse, or do you mean literal horse? Because it sounds to me you're dating a zoophile, not a furry.
SecundusSecunda 27
Will you wear an iconic horse mask? Will you dress up as one of the characters from My Little Pony? So many questions! Hahah
Shadowfang_TC 1
I made an account specifically to comment on this. Most Furries are NOT into animal sex. You are thinking of a Zoophile in most cases if she is that way. If she proclaimed she's a Furry, talk to her. Most likely you'll find she just happens to like Sonic the Hedgehog or something. Please don't be ignorant like the massive majority of internet trolls. Thank you.
yenze 18
The post said horse furry so i am assuming so i think she wants a little more then sonic
Shadowfang_TC 1
Maybe I misinterpreted, but the post looked like he was using the "wants to be banged by a horse" part as a way to get his furry point across, rather than it actually be what she said. Furries get a bad rep due to some crime scene episode that painted them as homosexual animal abusers. Needless to say, one does not necessarily mean the other.
DoomSkuller 28
That's hot
Joshawott 21
The question is though, are you hung like a horse?
writerchic85 26
What else do furries do though?