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Anonymous Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML

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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

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The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

Buy a horse mask. Now.

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What's your answer? Yay or neigh? Hahaha

Just say "nay", and run away!

Break up with her

Kill it with fire

This reminded me of the video mr hands

that's more **********

jesus mate, run while you can!

At least she doesn't want you to wear a ski mask and bang her while she resists. That girl was trying to trick me into a legal situation. sneaky... verrry sneaky

Dump her ass man. Anyone like that is not worth keeping, that's like "ascended" level ****** up.

I would say "bye you discusting peice of shit"