Anonymous
Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Shadowchire 12
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
kayposion 17
Buy a horse mask. Now.
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Tripartita 45
I hope you can do a good Mr. Ed impersonation, OP. That will be crucial.
Skycop_S 23
I just got the most horrible image in my head..
The_Ikon211 11
well now we know whats going on down under.
Railroader 16
I'm not a furry but they aren't bad people and not all want to have sex dressed as animals. I know several and they are good people.
Timovits 5
I too know a couple of furries, and they're all nice guys, I think many people stereotype them as zoophiles
Tyrax 16
Thank you! Furries just dress up. What OP is describing is a zoophile.
bayareamedic 3
Hopefully she is not telling you that you are "small"
TripleDallas123 15
I believe that's illegal in almost every state.
lationas 25
To dress up, and have sex? The US keeps on surprising, but that can't be illegal..
SirMichael 13
@34, No, to have sex with a horse.
lexiilovee18 16
It says they are in Australia , the laws are different . Crazy shit like that just may be legal .
DoomSkuller 28
In most US states it's actually not, so long as you're not trespassing to do it
TripleDallas123 15
In most states, it's either a felony or a misdemeanor.
willsnow18 11
its legal in 27 states last I Checked;)
GeorgiaBea 28
What would cause you to actually have that information...?
GoldCyclone 21
Are you hung like a horse?
Anubis95_fml 10
Did she say she wants to be banged by a horse or that she wanted your horse dick, op? One is disturbing and the other is a compliment.
EatZombies 10
So that's why horse masks were created 0-0"
jeffprobs 29
I pray for your soul