Anonymous
Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Shadowchire 12
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
kayposion 17
Buy a horse mask. Now.
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Comments (216)
FlutterLoud 29
Zoophilia is not the same as furry If she wants to do animals shes a zoophile if she's also a furry its still different
FredTheFHRITPGuy 10
Kill it
Catdragon 40
@74 we go to cons, create characters, draw, talk online. being a furry means you like and have an appreciation for anthro animals. some don't have fursonas. some just draw. some don't wear fursuits. some only participate online. some conventions donate the money to animal shelters. for some it's an appreciation. for others it's a hobby. for some it's a job and a living. and for others it's a way of life.
loubabe69 19
I once had a friend tell me he knew a woman that had sex with a horse. I've seen videos and it just looks painful as hell, the woman was screaming in pain so it's not a good idea.
klol101 11
Where is Sarah Jessica Parker when you need her?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Run man. Run far away.
FailStaff 15
RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!
westin0530 6
Does she know that people actually die from that? I was the same way a while ago but after research I found out that people pass away from internal issues
Shrike 24
Good to know the only thing that stopped you from ******* a horse was concern about your own welfare. That's nice.
MoxleyCrue 17
114- My thoughts exactly.
interesting33 37
I do't think #108 was saying that at all, they were just making a point, not saying the only reason they thought it was a bad idea was that the person could die. Most people here are making comments adn not mentioning the animal as a potential victim if this was actually carried out, doesn't mean they wouldn't care
gaydragon 13
@102 thank you for helping out with explaining that the fandom is just like any other one in the world, it's a shame that we get hit with such a large majority of the hate
deltax 8
Saddle up!