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  slick5880  |  22

Nae. But seriously, if it makes her happy and you can live with it, why not test out the reigns. Worst case scenario, you have sex and have a Halloween costume for next year.

  PANDORUM89  |  21

Actually, I worked on a ranch that bred QHs and Minis/Shetlands. there was 1 pony stallion who had bigger junk than the QHs. A woman is generally only 6 inches deep and ALL horses are longer than that.

  carolinew  |  10

Because the vagina can stretch but 6 inches can fill us up pretty well. It is not generally supposed to stretch 12 inches like you would with a horse. That's just asking for trouble

  Tavers  |  19

That's what the "generally " was there for. The standard average penile length in North America is about 5 to 5 1/2 inches. Doesn't mean there aren't people that differ from that.

By  nonsensical  |  26

A real horse or you dressed as a horse? I feel like that information is crucial.

  nonsensical  |  26

I just never heard of the term "a furry", so I had to ask haha


I disagree. If he becomes a centaur, she gets to keep her bf, and she gets the horse. It's the only logical thing to do in my opinion. Wonder if that is considered major surgery?

By  Tripartita  |  44

I think cancer already has that role pretty well filled.

As far as sexuality and fetishes go, do you really think anybody would choose ones that lead to brilliant comments like the one above? Not to mention the persecution and general stigma.

I will now go eat a sugar cube in solidarity with OP's girlfriend.