Anonymous
Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Shadowchire 12
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
kayposion 17
Buy a horse mask. Now.
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Shadowchire 12
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
slick5880 22
Nae. But seriously, if it makes her happy and you can live with it, why not test out the reigns. Worst case scenario, you have sex and have a Halloween costume for next year.
RedPillSucks 33
then she'll be disappointed that he's not hung appropriately
Elban 20
Giddy up
BrotherPhil 35
How do you know that he's not?
Kaalschneid 21
try the largest man's penis on earth isn't on par with a horse. fact.
kayposion 17
Buy a horse mask. Now.
paravoz 30
I actually have a horse mask
petethelovehorn 19
The unicorn volunteers as tribute!
momo3p 22
Huehuehue
spanjers 10
Horse-play is a big turn on evidently.
yniguez09 14
Damn, that sounds painful.
laden_swallow09 35
If not outright fatal.
Dynamite73 25
It's deadly as well
gobiteme2 34
Not if it's a miniature horse
PANDORUM89 21
Actually, I worked on a ranch that bred QHs and Minis/Shetlands. there was 1 pony stallion who had bigger junk than the QHs. A woman is generally only 6 inches deep and ALL horses are longer than that.
prostar9993 15
Not sure where you studied bit a woman can take a lot more Than 6 inches
carolinew 10
Because the ****** can stretch but 6 inches can fill us up pretty well. It is not generally supposed to stretch 12 inches like you would with a horse. That's just asking for trouble
Tavers 19
That's what the "generally " was there for. The standard average penile length in North America is about 5 to 5 1/2 inches. Doesn't mean there aren't people that differ from that.
DJDualScreen 4
mini horse doesn't mean mini dick
nonsensical 26
A real horse or you dressed as a horse? I feel like that information is crucial.
FSGInsainity 15
There is also the possibility of him dressed as a horse using a horse *****.
Cassmoneyyy 15
OP did say "furry." All that is is someone dressed up as said animal. So I'm thinking not a real horse.
DoomSkuller 28
Or a horse dressed as a human using a human *****
lil_ham1644 29
or maybe it's 2 separate fantasies: she like to dress up and she also wants to have sex with a horse.
SLdeej 11
If she's furry, then a human dressed as a horse. If she's into ********** then that's another matter...
nonsensical 26
I just never heard of the term "a furry", so I had to ask haha
Skycop_S 23
You must become a horse. It is the only way
kevinjamesadair 5
I disagree. If he becomes a centaur, she gets to keep her bf, and she gets the horse. It's the only logical thing to do in my opinion. Wonder if that is considered major surgery?
lonelinessispain 7
#58 I'm pretty sure insurance doesn't cover that.. out of pocket only
Skycop_S 23
Indeed, #58, centaur **** is also a great solution.
bradoiler 15
doesnt matter had sex?
WOTAN1488 24
FYL
LordMuffin11 15
If only there was a button that expressed that sentiment.
Tripartita 45
I think cancer already has that role pretty well filled. As far as sexuality and fetishes go, do you really think anybody would choose ones that lead to brilliant comments like the one above? Not to mention the persecution and general stigma. I will now go eat a sugar cube in solidarity with OP's girlfriend.