The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

Nae. But seriously, if it makes her happy and you can live with it, why not test out the reigns. Worst case scenario, you have sex and have a Halloween costume for next year.

then she'll be disappointed that he's not hung appropriately

Giddy up

How do you know that he's not?

try the largest man's penis on earth isn't on par with a horse. fact.

Buy a horse mask. Now.

I actually have a horse mask

The unicorn volunteers as tribute!

Huehuehue

Horse-play is a big turn on evidently.

Damn, that sounds painful.

If not outright fatal.

It's deadly as well

Not if it's a miniature horse

Actually, I worked on a ranch that bred QHs and Minis/Shetlands. there was 1 pony stallion who had bigger junk than the QHs. A woman is generally only 6 inches deep and ALL horses are longer than that.

Not sure where you studied bit a woman can take a lot more
Than 6 inches

Because the vagina can stretch but 6 inches can fill us up pretty well. It is not generally supposed to stretch 12 inches like you would with a horse. That's just asking for trouble

That's what the "generally " was there for. The standard average penile length in North America is about 5 to 5 1/2 inches. Doesn't mean there aren't people that differ from that.

mini horse doesn't mean mini dick

A real horse or you dressed as a horse? I feel like that information is crucial.

There is also the possibility of him dressed as a horse using a horse dildo.

OP did say "furry." All that is is someone dressed up as said animal. So I'm thinking not a real horse.

Or a horse dressed as a human using a human dildo

or maybe it's 2 separate fantasies: she like to dress up and she also wants to have sex with a horse.

If she's furry, then a human dressed as a horse. If she's into bestiality then that's another matter...

I just never heard of the term "a furry", so I had to ask haha

You must become a horse. It is the only way

I disagree. If he becomes a centaur, she gets to keep her bf, and she gets the horse. It's the only logical thing to do in my opinion. Wonder if that is considered major surgery?

#58 I'm pretty sure insurance doesn't cover that.. out of pocket only

Indeed, #58, centaur **** is also a great solution.

doesnt matter had sex?

FYL

If only there was a button that expressed that sentiment.

I think cancer already has that role pretty well filled.

As far as sexuality and fetishes go, do you really think anybody would choose ones that lead to brilliant comments like the one above? Not to mention the persecution and general stigma.

I will now go eat a sugar cube in solidarity with OP's girlfriend.