Anonymous
Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Shadowchire 12
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
kayposion 17
Buy a horse mask. Now.
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captainsmegma 12
Hi there! They call me horse.
RiskTaker19 3
Okay...if she wants to be with a horse, she is not a furry. If she is a furry, she does not want to be with a real, live horse. Make the distinction and go from there. You can work with her on this, if you want to, to make things better for all involved.
gingerlover01 24
depends if you're into that
irrelephant1 19
But if she gets her way. The horses life would suck so much more! Talk her down now!!!
nitemastr15 17
Very few Furries are into that sort of thing so how about you make sure about what kind she is before saying she wants to be banged by a horse. I have a ton of furry friends and none of them have wierd sex lives.
berkeleyjake 13
better buy yourself a horse costume before she goes,somewhere else
Wrathexe 8
Man just be her stallion.
trollercoaster83 4
I'm a little worried, I didn't realise we had -that- level of furry in Victoria.
beef_weezle 13
I wouldn't be angry...Just disappointed
SheepShoop_fml 20
Get yourself a horse mask and a dongle and neigh at her.