Anonymous
Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Shadowchire 12
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
kayposion 17
Buy a horse mask. Now.
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cathrope 10
I find human on human **** to be gross.
KILJOY310 11
Don't forget to whip when you na na
clair_brodie 35
The correct answer is animal abuser. Not furry.
interesting33 37
True but only if she actually does sleep with a horse. If she is just fantasising about it or sleeps with someone pretending to be a horse then there isn't a problem
miss_fluffybutt 17
"Watch me neigh-neigh ... "
miss_fluffybutt 17
Oh, and make sure to use protection. You wouldn't want to catch the clop.
Cyn1988 4
#81 clop is actually a word used for my little pony **** lmao
Apop76 14
Tell her to call you Mr. Ed. Seriously though. Her sharing her fantasy is good. Now if you have anything you want to get off your chest, she has no room to criticize.
DoomedGemini 38
I go to cons and have seen furries dressed in their costumes walking around. They are always nice, from my understanding it's a lot like cosplaying. They make characters that are whatever animal and dress up as them. I've thought of getting into it, but the costumes have to cost a lot of money to buy or make and truthfully, the sexual people/the people who only view furries as the sexual ones make me hesitant.
LavenderCrow 12
Bad Dragon's Chance can help her live out her fantasies, SAFELY. Heck, you might even find something there for yourself. ;)
Niko208 13
Well if you want to get realistic, you can buy a 16 inch strap on and go to town xD
False_Stupidity 42
Hope your not in a rural part of Victoria OP, otherwise you might find that she's a bit loose downstairs, if your relationship gets that far...