Anonymous
Canterbury, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Shadowchire 12
The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse
kayposion 17
Buy a horse mask. Now.
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speakfreely 21
And I thought I had weird fantasies
RedPillSucks 33
do tell
NightKat 25
#46 you're profile pic is especially appropriate for that comment. Well done :)
NamesIncognita 15
This comment chain... too perfect.
drrobotnik1 18
go to bad-dragon.com. they have ****** cast off horse cocks. that way you can be a supportive lover without raping a horse.
drrobotnik1 18
bumble or chance are both good horse cocks. ask your girlfriend what size she prefers
tj4234 36
I'm slightly disturbed that you've researched this...
FSGInsainity 15
Not distubing at all.
Sayeret_Matkal 18
@27 Extra large, of course.
LavenderCrow 12
Heck, there's even Exotic Erotic's Motown or other life-casts. Not sure why the other person is getting down-voted - Chance is perfect for this situation. It allows her to live out her fantasy SAFELY and without abusing an animal. These things were created for reasons and scenarios like this.
klawzor 17
I've seen advertisements for bad dragon on a few where I look for pictures of my fetish. Not a weird fetish, but the ads are still there. I'm surprise you hadn't heard of if.
xswitch74 17
Ummm....
One_Way 43
Would you like to finish that thought?
Nabexis 9
Does she ACTUALLY want to be banged by a horse, or does she just draw/have art of her fursona being banged by a furry/anthro horse? Being a Furry doesn't automatically mean she's into ***********. If she actually is into *********** though... FYL
Catdragon 40
and some aren't into **********, but like fursuit sex or anthro versions. being a furry doesn't mean you want to **** your dog, however some people think it's like that.
Phinox237 6
Sadly.
TheLynx_fml 20
She will literally die
ad1836 19
Did not know what a "horse furry" is, looked it up and now I regret it. Sorry OP.
trucker2 33
Eye bleach !!!
KhaleesiDannie 26
That's rough buddy I'm sorry
unsealingkale 18
I think furrows are gross as hell but why do they get so much hate? Just let someone have their thing.
Catdragon 40
Furries are not all like that though. like every fandom there will be those who make it sexual.
Chloe555_fml 27
Just say, neigh!
Dynamite73 25
Run. Don't look back. Just get out of there as fast as you can.