f'ed_over
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
Forever Alone
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
jerk_ex_boyfriend
Narberth, United States
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
coward
United Kingdom
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
pinkfloyd777
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Anonymous
Lyon, France
Gold digger
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Anonymous
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Top comments
cndrow 0
Well, seems like not only is he an a**hole, but his mother is too- good riddance I say!
killerviral 0
ur retarded it's obviosly a 32gb
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Comments (64)
kaykay10xo 0
Wow. They have an FML app for the Iphone
maximumoverdrive 0
Id have considered it, and probably broken up with her and gotten back together immediatly after.
silly_kate 0
what a douche! his mum's some senile old bitch, tho, don't worry about it! just think of the simpsons with principal skinner and his mother! that's your ex's future! and you'll be with the perfect guy in a happy family leading a great life!!!
Shyman4ever 0
I would only do it for 32 gigs
sparxva 12
The iPhone probably makes him happier than u do. Not much of a boyfriend, so move on--be happy when the trash takes itself out to the curb.
PenNameHere 0
so now you know he didn't love you.
Hockeylover87_71 0
I would to haha
Mauskau 36
i'd accept too, get the iphone and get back with you. :) or i'd say i've broken up with you and get it then say i'm back with you after :P
Rozalyn245_fml 0
lol but I mean it's an iPhone those things are awsome :P
Kellylu86 0
Ouch. His mom is creepy and wants him all to herself.
effed_over 0
LMAO! She is a nut, alright. It wouldn't surprise me one bit. o_o I'm so glad I checked this after posting it like months ago. I'm thoroughly amused. (: