Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I found out that my company used a nice photo of my coworkers and me for their corporate website, in efforts to make their office seem fun and relaxed. This wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't just fired every single person in the photo, myself included. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM
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Top comments
yankfan89 27
Take a picture of your own ass submit and win the bet
imsoboss91 5
Well atleast you probaby have a good one?
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Comments (259)
dangousity 21
Your user name me Hope they fire you for fun
blowntegdb8 5
Take a picture of your ass and set a your profile pic!!! FTW
Ginger_CLS 1
You definitely deserve it for having your dumbass screen name
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh yes, she deserves what is practically sexual harassment because of some FML username. /sarc. Dear god, ITS JUST A USERNAME. Do you get pissed for DocBastard's username for the meaning of the word bastard, or my username for what is "copyright infringement" of "The A-Team"? Really now, grow the **** up..
aliceharper 0
Sue for sexual harassment! I know what it's like to feel uncomfortable in the work place and u shouldn't just put up with it. U don't have to sue, but I hope u did SOMEthing
coolerthanyouu_fml 0
wtf do you kick gingers?
Ltturner234 12
Yes, it is wrong but, you must take in some pride that you are beautiful.
por2gezstud 0
Take the picture send as anonymous. WIN that bet with that fine (_!_) of yours.
djiksonghk 0
Sue them for sexual harassment and get a fat check from them!
NDiesal10 2
You can cut a deal to help one of them win if they split the winnings with you.
satph 12
LOL wow what kind of weirdos do you work with!?